Last updated 2007-06-02
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. How do we know that Moses was a heavy drinker? A. He was found motherless in the bullrushes. Q. What is the strongest motor vehicle in the Bible? A. Honda. The apostles were all in one Accord. [Acts 2] Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down. Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible? A. Bildad the Shuhite [Job 2]. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once [Exodus 32]. Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing. Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun. Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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